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Mad Cow Snow Globe

$49.00

Vengeful Cow Takes Matters into Its Own Hooves, Attacks Chef with Meat Cleaver

According to eyewitnesses, the incident occurred late last night in the kitchen of a popular steakhouse, where the chef was busy preparing cuts of beef for the evening's menu.

Suddenly, the seemingly peaceful bovine burst through the kitchen doors, brandishing the sharp blade with a fierce determination.

"I've had enough of this exploitation!" the cow bellowed, as the chef stumbled backwards in terror. "You humans have been exploiting my kind for far too long, and it ends now!"

As the chef desperately tried to fend off the attacking cow, diners looked on in disbelief as the room descended into chaos. Chairs were overturned, tables were smashed, and the once-aromatic smells of sizzling steaks were replaced by the acrid scent of fear.

But despite the chef's valiant efforts, the vengeful cow was relentless, raining blows down upon him with the butcher knife.

"This is what you get for treating us like mere commodities!" the cow shouted, as the chef lay prone on the ground. "Next time, think twice before you take a bite out of one of us!"

The cow was eventually subdued by authorities and taken into custody, but not before leaving the chef with serious injuries and a newfound respect for the power and rage of the animal kingdom.

Globe: Mouth-blown glass | Purified Water | Glycerine | Ethylene Glycol (anti-freeze)

Sculpture & Base: Hand-cast resin | Hand Painted

Even though there's a small amount of natural antifreeze (ethylene glycol) to help from turning it into an ice globe, you should still keep it above freezing temperatures. In other words, don't put it in the freezer or take it with you shopping on the tundra.

Do not leave in direct sunlight, as the magnification effect could cause a fire.

In this provocative scene, a chef wears traditional French cooking attire, complete with apron and toque. In one hand he is holding a cut of meat, which proves to be his undoing, as he is unaware of the danger lurking behind him: a vengeful cow wielding a knife headed straight towards him. Each scene is meticulously hand painted and makes a memorable gift.

Customer Reviews

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Ian Kleinman
Broken globe no replacement sent

Talked to someone a few weeks ago about a broken globe. In the picture they said the heat pack that was in the box was never activated at the warehouse so it broke when it froze. Replacement was promised weeks ago and has not been sent

We're sorry you're disappointed. When you reached out to us about the snow globe arriving broken due to freezing temperatures, we gave you the choice of an immediate refund, or a replacement, to be sent when the weather improved. As we are still experiencing freezing temps in the area, the replacement was waiting to be shipped until it was safe. At any time you could have informed us you changed your mind and couldn't wait any longer, and we would have been happy to issue an immediate refund. We're a small business. Negative reviews hurt us. Your order has been refunded.

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Jan Murphy
LOVE These!!!

Wow! I ordered these to donate to an auction for a farm animal sanctuary, but now I want to
keep them! They’re the perfect way to speak without saying a word!

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Louise Martin
Joy!

I can’t even describe how happy these snow globes make me!As a vegan there’s not much out there for us. Every time I look at it it confirms my dedication to animal rights. I will eventually get all of them. Thank you for designing and manufacturing these globes

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Donna Johnson
AWESOME

These globes are AMAZING! I bought these as gifts and they were a big hit! The shipping is fast. Once you get it, you'll think the price is right for the item! I highly recommend this seller!

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Laurel
Best Snow Globe Ever!

I purchased the Mad Cow snow globe to give to a friend for a gift. It arrived quickly (even during the busy holiday season) and is good quality. Heavy! Very happy with purchase!