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Mad Cow Snow Globe


Vengeful Cow Takes Matters into Its Own Hooves, Attacks Chef with Meat Cleaver

According to eyewitnesses, the incident occurred late last night in the kitchen of a popular steakhouse, where the chef was busy preparing cuts of beef for the evening's menu.

Suddenly, the seemingly peaceful bovine burst through the kitchen doors, brandishing the sharp blade with a fierce determination.

"I've had enough of this exploitation!" the cow bellowed, as the chef stumbled backwards in terror. "You humans have been exploiting my kind for far too long, and it ends now!"

As the chef desperately tried to fend off the attacking cow, diners looked on in disbelief as the room descended into chaos. Chairs were overturned, tables were smashed, and the once-aromatic smells of sizzling steaks were replaced by the acrid scent of fear.

But despite the chef's valiant efforts, the vengeful cow was relentless, raining blows down upon him with the butcher knife.

"This is what you get for treating us like mere commodities!" the cow shouted, as the chef lay prone on the ground. "Next time, think twice before you take a bite out of one of us!"

The cow was eventually subdued by authorities and taken into custody, but not before leaving the chef with serious injuries and a newfound respect for the power and rage of the animal kingdom.

Globe: Mouth-blown glass | Purified Water | Glycerine | Ethylene Glycol (anti-freeze)

Sculpture & Base: Hand-cast resin | Hand Painted

Even though there's a small amount of natural antifreeze (ethylene glycol) to help from turning it into an ice globe, you should still keep it above freezing temperatures. In other words, don't put it in the freezer or take it with you shopping on the tundra.

Do not leave in direct sunlight, as the magnification effect could cause a fire.

In this provocative scene, a chef wears traditional French cooking attire, complete with apron and toque. In one hand he is holding a cut of meat, which proves to be his undoing, as he is unaware of the danger lurking behind him: a vengeful cow wielding a knife headed straight towards him. Each scene is meticulously hand painted and makes a memorable gift.

Customer Reviews

Based on 33 reviews
Pam Plummer

Can’t wait to give these snow globes as gifts! Love them!

So fun!

I wish these existed when I was dating a butcher.

Terri Watamanuk
My Vegan Son

He is so hard to shop for but loved the globe


Perfect size and adorable.Excellent quality


It was a birthday gift for a friend and he laughed his ass off